So Nicole is having Financial Aid issues and I’m sure all of your hearts go out to her. Particularly those of you who understand the true uselessness and frustration that is “Financial Aid”
Me: I’m telling you Nicole unless your married, have kids, or both your financial aid is gonna SUCK!
Nicole: Damn it! I need to find a guy to impregnate me!
Me: Well I’m sure we could find one. We might even get them to marry you, you can always divorce them after you get your degree.
Nicole: If worse come to worse I guess I could always write crappy romance novels.
Me: There you go board housewives and lonely spinsters love crappy romance novels!
Nicole: I think I might actually have to have some sex first though.
Me: Yeah and then you might get pregnant!
Nicole: Yeah kill two birds with one stone…or penis.
Me: And we’ve already come up with some great romance novelist pen names.
Nicole: I am really looking forward to writing as Clitoris Callaghan.
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